- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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