- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

rent a cops

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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