how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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