- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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