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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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