What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What's worse than this That :(

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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this website is a bad joke

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A gay man watches football.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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