Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Get up Look in the mirror

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why so serious ?

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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