Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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outside your comfort zone

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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