How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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