I like that, but why am I happy?

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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