how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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