- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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