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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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