What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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human centipede

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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