What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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