What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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