Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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