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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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