What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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