- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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