want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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