A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Racial Equality

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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