Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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