whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A pope meets another one

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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