- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Boner

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

ure mama's so fat

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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