What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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America

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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