Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A pope meets another one

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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