- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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