- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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