How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Who is big and stupid My brother

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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