- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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