- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock Knock Who's there

Jordan is pregant

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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