why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Donald Trump

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