Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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. . I am a whale

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God is real.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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