Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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