- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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