- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

womens rights

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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