- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock? come in

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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