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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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