- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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