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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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