- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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