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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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