- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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