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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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