Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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good looking women

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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