- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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