Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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