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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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