Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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