Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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