- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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