What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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