- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Grace Ackerson

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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