- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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