- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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