After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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The New York Giants

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Communism hehe xd

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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