what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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