- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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