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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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