- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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