- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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