A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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