- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.