- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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