Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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