Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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