How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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