Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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