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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

woman's rights

All of these jokes are about white people

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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