what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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