whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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jews

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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