Go away still nothing to see

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Pickle

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