- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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