- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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