How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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