Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Peas

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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