23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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a black man pays his child support

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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