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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

I Have a Black Friend

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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