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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

a black man pays his child support

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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