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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

whats hairy and crys your mom

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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