What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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