Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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I'm so punny.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Yes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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