You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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