Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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your life

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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civil rights

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Anti Joke

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