- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.