- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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