- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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