- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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