What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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like if your cool

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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