- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

womens rights

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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