- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Lil Wayne

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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