A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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