- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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