- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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