Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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