- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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