When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Brain fart

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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