- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

race-car = rac-ecar

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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