What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A blind man walks into a library.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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