how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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