- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

One, two, three, four and five

antonio has a penis head.lol

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Good job, son.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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