- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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