- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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