What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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