- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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