How does a black guy die? Unknown

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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