why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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