Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why? Because.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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