What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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