A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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