Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Lil Wayne

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

i saw amango it splootered

swag

Anti Joke

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