Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Anti Joke

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