Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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