- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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