- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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