What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Japan

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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