- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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