why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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