A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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