- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Charlie Sheen

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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