- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Dwarf Shortage

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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