- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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