Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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