- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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