Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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