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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

an emo girl walked into a white room

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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