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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague