- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

One time i was sitting down

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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