- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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