- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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