Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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I <3 Hitler

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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