- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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