- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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