Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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star wars kid

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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