- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Wait! hundred billions!

You are joking right?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

your mom is so stupid she got raped

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Women's rights.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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