Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

haha black people :D

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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