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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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