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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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