- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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