roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Peas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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