- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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