A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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