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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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