- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

knock knock!? . . No.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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