Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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