What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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