What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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