I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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