- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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