Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

womens rights.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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