- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I hate Jews The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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