- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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