Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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