A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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