why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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